So. Tell me if you find this odd. Andrew and I live next door (not exactly right next door. It's the next set of townhouses over...and yes. Ours are cooler.) to some people who we only see on occasion. This isn't the strange part. The strange part is that we usually only see them when it's pitch black outside and they are either loading or un-loading...get this...washers and dryers in and out of their van and/or truck.
What the heck is that all about? I mean, if they're part of a company or business that does maintenance on said washers and dryers that's one thing. But I don't find this to be the case. Here's why.
There are usually at least 3 of them, 2 to help lift the heavy artillery (I mean "equipment") in and out of the truck and one that stands by, sort of watching like he's a look-out or something. (You ask how I know this? Well obviously I can see them all perfectly from my kitchen window. No worries though. They can't see me because I am very very sneaky. I could be a spy. Really. I could.) Also, why would they always do this at night? What's the big secret about an old washer or dryer? why all the hush hush? And lastly.....
OK. That's all I have. But I honestly think the two details listed above are more than enough evidence that something is awry at the townhouse next door.
I think it's drugs. I mean, think about it. Cool, dry places to store lots and lots of marijuana and/or other gross, bad habit-forming badness....WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!?!!!
Hmmm. Maybe I could get a job at the FBI once I expose these drug dealers for the criminals they are! Maybe I'll be on the news! And famous...and rewarded lots of money because I helped clear the streets of Raleigh via exposing a dryer full of marijuana. I can see the headlines now:
"Drug Dealers Busted By Neighbor: A Small Vet-Tech, Hippie-Type in Scrubs. The Streets of Raleigh Now Free of Gross Badness."......
Or something to that effect.
What do you think?
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