On my way home from work today, I glanced over and saw neon lights running towards me. It wasn't until a few seconds later that I realized said neon lights were attached to a runner. Therefore, making me feel stupid and also like the lazy slacker that I am.
I helped put in a cat urinary catheter this afternoon and my job was to "protrude the cat's penis." The doctor was showing me how and I got it right first try. (Yea me!) This is when my co-worker looked at me and said, "Hey! You're good at that!"....Hmmm. Not so sure how I feel about this. Perhaps I should consider another line of work? (Oops. That sounded dirty...Did. Not. Mean. That. Get your mind out of the gutter!)
The other day (again at work since this is where I spend the majority of my time...) an owner non-chalantly accused me in so many words that i "hurt" her dog because she heard him screaming. I explained to her that he didn't like his temperature being taken and she looked at me and said "Well. It sounded like someone was hurting him!" I tried to reassure her that this wasn't the case while inside I was screaming "YES! YOU CAUGHT ME! I"M A CLOSET PET BEATER!" Phew. So glad that THAT"S out in the open.
I hate loud people. More so I hate loud, DRUNK people screaming in my ear about how I should get a wedding band with at least 1 or 2 diamonds in it, then when I tell said person that I'm not interested in diamonds, she exclaims "well you could just get something plain then." ....Grrrr
Speaking of drunk people. Have you ever noticed when you are the DD that the same conversation can pass between the same 3 people at least 5 times and they will act as though it's the first time the topic has been touched? (Note to self: Next time, I. wanna. drink!)
Do you ever laugh out loud while you are alone and find yourself looking around the room guiltily as though you might get caught? Not that I do that...really. I was just curious.
I like cows.
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