This is how a typical conversation goes between me and Andrew each morning around 8:55am. (Note: via phone call)
I'm driving to work and I get to the stoplight from where I am about to turn onto Falls of Neuse. I pick up the phone to call Andrew.
Ring. Ring. Ring Ring.
Andrew: "Booski?" (One of our pet names. And if you should ever ask...I really couldn't tell you where it came from.)
Me: "Hey!"
Andrew: "Hir r do?".... (mumble mumble mumble)
Me: "Huh?"
Andrew: (Very quietly) "How are you?"
Me: "Oh. I'm good. Don't really feel like going to work. I can barely hear you though"
Andrew: "What?"
Me:"I said, I can barely hear you."
Andrew: "Oh sorry. I'm turning my inside noise."
Me: "WHAT?"
Andrew: "Inside voice."
Me:"Oh..."
Silence.
...............
Andrew: "It's the final countdown! Dana na na na na na nana...."
Me: "Do you want me to let you go so you can sing to yourself?"
Andrew: "Oh sorry.Where are you?"
Me: "Almost there."
Andrew: "That's word." (His new favorite word is word....)
Me: "What does that mean?"
Andrew: "You know. When some thing's word. Word."
Me:"Right...so I hope you have a great day!"
Andrew: "I think someones coming. I gotta go."
Me:"OK. Love you booski!"
Andrew: "Force arm....(mumble mumble). Have a great day booski."
Me: "Force arm?"
Andrew: "What?"
Me: "You said. Force arm."
Andrew: No. False alarm."
Me: "Oh."
Silence.
Andrew: "OK. So have a great day!"
Me: "You too. I love you booski!"
Andrew: I love you too. Hey! Guess what?"
Me: "What?"
Andrew: "I dove you."
Me: "You dove me?"
Andrew: No. Love."
Me: "Love you too! Have a great day!
(Are you starting to see a pattern?)
Andrew: "You too! Love you booski."
Me: Love you booski. See you tonight."
Andrew: "Word."
Me: "Love you."
Andrew: "Love you too!"
Me: "Bye!" (giggle)
(giggle giggle giggle)
Andrew: "Buy."
Three minutes later, we finally hang up the phone. Quiz time...what was our conversation about?
hehehehe, zagaah funny.
ReplyDeleteYou just made my day.
Dove you Booskie