Thursday, February 26, 2009

Conversation between Me and Andrew

This is how a typical conversation goes between me and Andrew each morning around 8:55am. (Note: via phone call)

I'm driving to work and I get to the stoplight from where I am about to turn onto Falls of Neuse. I pick up the phone to call Andrew.
Ring. Ring. Ring Ring.

Andrew: "Booski?" (One of our pet names. And if you should ever ask...I really couldn't tell you where it came from.)

Me: "Hey!"

Andrew: "Hir r do?".... (mumble mumble mumble)

Me: "Huh?"

Andrew: (Very quietly) "How are you?"

Me: "Oh. I'm good. Don't really feel like going to work. I can barely hear you though"

Andrew: "What?"

Me:"I said, I can barely hear you."

Andrew: "Oh sorry. I'm turning my inside noise."

Me: "WHAT?"

Andrew: "Inside voice."

Me:"Oh..."

Silence.

...............


Andrew: "It's the final countdown! Dana na na na na na nana...."

Me: "Do you want me to let you go so you can sing to yourself?"

Andrew: "Oh sorry.Where are you?"

Me: "Almost there."

Andrew: "That's word." (His new favorite word is word....)

Me: "What does that mean?"

Andrew: "You know. When some thing's word. Word."

Me:"Right...so I hope you have a great day!"

Andrew: "I think someones coming. I gotta go."

Me:"OK. Love you booski!"

Andrew: "Force arm....(mumble mumble). Have a great day booski."

Me: "Force arm?"

Andrew: "What?"

Me: "You said. Force arm."

Andrew: No. False alarm."

Me: "Oh."

Silence.

Andrew: "OK. So have a great day!"

Me: "You too. I love you booski!"

Andrew: I love you too. Hey! Guess what?"

Me: "What?"

Andrew: "I dove you."

Me: "You dove me?"

Andrew: No. Love."

Me: "Love you too! Have a great day!

(Are you starting to see a pattern?)

Andrew: "You too! Love you booski."

Me: Love you booski. See you tonight."

Andrew: "Word."

Me: "Love you."

Andrew: "Love you too!"

Me: "Bye!" (giggle)

(giggle giggle giggle)

Andrew: "Buy."

Three minutes later, we finally hang up the phone. Quiz time...what was our conversation about?

1 comment:

  1. hehehehe, zagaah funny.
    You just made my day.


    Dove you Booskie

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