This is the conversation Andrew and I had the other day:

Me: So, one time when I was in college, this guy I knew asked me to drive down and see him because he had a surprise for me. In doing so, he took me out to dinner and drove me to a concert venue. That's when I saw Jewel and Rusted Root playing in concert!!!

Andrew: Who was this?

Me: A guy I went to high school with.

Andrew: Did you guys date or anything?

Me: No! Ewe! We were just friends. Besides he had a girlfriend.

Andrew: He wanted more out of the relationship.

Me: How do you know?

Andrew: I just do.

Me: But how? I mean. Most of my friends were guys. There was another guy I would go out with all the time and we held hands and everything.

Andrew: I could never do that.

Me: What? Hold hands in public? I mean, I know that was weird for you when we first started dating but...

Andrew: No, I mean, if I liked a girl, I couldn't ever just act that way around her without anything coming out of it.

Me: But they didn't like me. I mean they did, but not in the way you're thinking of. That's just how we were. Wait. On second thought. Everyone always thought the guy who took me to the concert liked me more as a friend. But I never thought anything of it. But not the other guy...I mean we fell asleep together one night ans it wasn't weird or anything.

Andrew: Wait a minute. You fell asleep together?

Me: Yeah. Why?

Andrew: Did you spoon?

Me: What exactly is that?

Andrew: What we do.

Me: You mean cuddle?

Andrew: Yeah I guess.

Me: Sure. Why?

Andrew: You're oblivious.

Me: What?

And so went minutes of our lives that we will never get back...