Beware: Evil Family Members Unite

So, I was downloading pictures from my phone to my email address the other day because I need to get a new phone....(because Leira decided to try to eat my current one...) and I came across this picture:







Pure evidence that my brother Pat and sister-in-law Jenn are E.V.I.L.

For those of you who have not had to suffer through the torment that is the movie "The Strangers", don't waste your time. Two words: Scary Ass Shit! (OK, that's 3 words, but I'm only trying to get my point across).

During the whole movie, I was curled up in the tiniest ball possible, wedged against the arm rest and Andrew's shoulder. I was focusing more on the random comments flowing throughout the theater (Among my favorites being: "That's f***ed up" and "Oh she'll have sex with him, but she won't marry him"...this comment actually coming from a guy. Yea for you buddy!) than the actual movie itself.

So anyway. After the movie ended, we went to Andrew's and my apartment. Before entering the door completely, I made him and Pat search inside all of the closets, under the bed, behind the washer and dryer, ect, for person(s) hiding and waiting to come out and kill me. After, I got the all clear, Pat and Jenn left, but not without laughing at me. AND. Pat just thought it was hilarious to wait about 5 minutes and then sneak back up the stairs and bang extremely loudly on the door. So not funny!!

After being terrified and getting absolutely no sleep that night, I opted to skip Sunday dinner at Andrew's parents to stay at home and get some rest. I swear to you, not 10 minutes after he had left and was well on his way, I received this on my cell phone. (I share it with you again for dramatic emphasis).










Yes. That's Pat with a bag on his head.

You are both bastards and will one day suffer when you least expect it.